“The Omicron Challenge”. (Get it before supplies run out)

Just when you think it’s safe to go outside. It almost feels normal out there. The lights are bright on Broadway! The arenas are full and the kids go to school. Spending time with family or friends or total strangers who just want to show you some love <3. This is how it’s supposed to be, no? You know…Norman Rockwell, Alvin Ailey, The Rock or the Rockettes? Badges? We don’t need no stinkin’ badges! I got my vaxx card in my back pocket : ) .

But wait…what’s that there? Omicron? “You can’t be serious!”Sounds like a new communication start-up; or an acronym for “oh my insides crave renewable organic nutrition.” I thought I’d seen the last lonely, priceless muddied mask sitting on the asphalt of name the parking lot. Don’t tell me you’re taking my euphoric anticipation for a happy, healthy 2022 and stickin’ a Grinchly fork in it!